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PostPosted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:26 pm    Post subject: zero to 140 Reply with quote
Laughing
A man bought his wife a new car for her birthday,

he noticed that she did not look very happy with the present,

he asked her what the problem was, to wich she replied.

I wanted something that went from 0 - 140 in three seconds

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jump on the scales lardass
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